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About CyberRamen

The story behind the noodle bar.
★ 情報 • ラーメン ★

🍳 Who Built This

CyberRamen was built by a security practitioner who got tired of scattered, ad-ridden, tracking-heavy online tools. Every tool here was born from real-world need — from SOC triage shifts to pentest engagements to late-night compliance audits.

The ramen shop aesthetic? Security work often happens late at night, fueled by instant noodles and caffeine. This site is a tribute to that experience.

💡 Why It Exists

Most online security tools require accounts, collect your data, or blast you with ads. CyberRamen takes a different approach:

  • Tools should be instantly accessible — no registration, no paywalls
  • Your data stays in your browser — not on someone else's server
  • The interface should be fast, clean, and actually enjoyable to use
  • Everything should work just as well at 2am on a SOC shift as it does at a desk

🔒 Privacy Commitment

Privacy is not a feature here — it is the foundation. CyberRamen was designed from day one with a strict no-tracking policy:

  • No analytics scripts, no tracking pixels, no fingerprinting
  • No external CDNs or font services — everything is self-hosted
  • No cookies except a minimal session cookie for rate limiting
  • Most tools process data 100% client-side in your browser
  • The few tools that need server-side lookups (DNS, WHOIS) never forward your IP

Read the full privacy notice for details.

💻 The Stack

CyberRamen is intentionally simple. No heavy frameworks, no build steps, no node_modules black hole.

PHP Vanilla JavaScript CSS Variables Self-Hosted Fonts No External Requests No Build Tools

96 tools, 10 themes, zero dependencies on third-party services.

📨 Contact

Found a bug? Have a tool suggestion? Want to say thanks?

Reach out at johlem.net.

// CyberRamen is a project by johlem.net, based in Luxembourg.